Mundane vanity attributes
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
unless you’re a straight white male
WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING
“Not everything is about you,” Clary said furiously.
"Possibly," Jace said, "but you do have to admit that the majority of things are.”
Good god why is this cracking me up so much
Things that should be under $20:
• plane tickets
• concert tickets
*favorite character dies*